Mind = Blown

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cisbloodscum:

it makes me really uncomfortable that 12am comes before 11am

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zygodactylous:

in my doctors office there is a giraffe with the pringles guy’s head??????????? what??????

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Timestamp: 1398292403

zygodactylous:

in my doctors office there is a giraffe with the pringles guy’s head??????????? what??????

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theinturnet:

Did a group of mathematicians just sit around drawing lines before stumbling upon how some combination of the intersections could be used for multiplication?

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Timestamp: 1398287785

theinturnet:

Did a group of mathematicians just sit around drawing lines before stumbling upon how some combination of the intersections could be used for multiplication?

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British Masterclass.

illcutyourfuckingthroat:

thedevilstuxedo:

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Y’all listen up now, because we’re about to get British.

Mom —-> Mum

French Fries —-> Chips

Chips —-> Crisps

Sidewalk —-> Pavement

Hood —-> Bonnet

Trunk —-> Boot

Eraser —-> Rubber

Rubber —-> Condom

Couch —-> Sofa

Ass —-> Arse

Jaywalking —-> Not illegal

……. —-> Kinder eggs.

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because-thats-what-people-do:

Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness.

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