undercover-magi:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

idk man it was inside a vagina more recently than you were

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armitagesangel:

theprinceofsnark:

thecolorofroses:

You forgot some:

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Good god it got better.

Now it got better

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Timestamp: 1397611020

armitagesangel:

theprinceofsnark:

thecolorofroses:

You forgot some:

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Good god it got better.

Now it got better

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chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

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Me in every class

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Timestamp: 1397601197

Me in every class

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snorlaxatives:

it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself

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john-wann:

SO DID THEY HAVE HAIR OR NOT

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john-wann:

SO DID THEY HAVE HAIR OR NOT

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psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

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